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04
19

Please, reschedule your shit!

Pat: “This is important! Let’s read it!:

'I was so disappointed that you miss our shit. (This is) the third time you miss our shit. Please. reschedule your shit! We’ve made tons of progress over the past few months- ‘”

Matt: “With your shit.”

Pat: “‘I stress that we should create remain regular shit contact to ensure  speedy shit. Shit shit look forward to shit. -Dr. Slater.’”

Matt: “‘Sincerely, Dr. Shit.’”

shit source (12:15)

04
19

"Kablam, kablam, kablam. Thank you, ma’am."

- Pat (11:40)

04
18

(Source: pleatedjeans)

04
17

"Can I call you? I miss the sound of your voice."

- (via bodv)

(Source: whereoursoulmeetsbody)

04
17

Two Best Friends Play: Prison Break

Matt: Hey, remember that time in Prison Break, where-?

Pat: No. I don't. I've never fucking watched Prison Break. Did YOU even watch Prison Break?

Matt: No. I said -

Pat: Why did you BUY Prison Break?

Matt: Well, *laughs a bit*, I've got mental problems. It's caused I'm never gonna be tough enough to survive prison so I might as well ,like, get a training video-

Pat: When do you go to prison? Well, fuck it. Whatever.

04
17

Cause it loads FASTER!!

Pat: “Did you install this?”

Matt: “I did not.”

Pat: “You never ins-?”

Matt: “Why would I?”

Pat: “Because, it-“

Matt: “Why would I?”

Pat: “Cause -cause, it loads faster!”

Matt: “Why would I install it?”

Pat: “Cause, it loads.faster.”

Matt: “But, why would I install it?”

Pat:”So, that it  loads.faster.”

Matt: “But, why would I do that?”

Pat: “So, it-it loads.faster

Matt: “Anyway….”

source at 25:02

04
15
yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks

Dog

yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks

Dog

(Source: rckrbelle)

04
15

drag0n-s1ay3r asked - "*starts chanting* RE4!!! RE4!!! RE4!!!!"

thebestfriendszaibatsu:

PRISON BREAK!!! PRISON BREAK!!! PRISON BREAK!!! PRISON BREAK!!!

dragon dildos! dragon dildos! jk

04
15

*:・゚✧ put a thing in my ask i dare u ✧゚・: *

¯\_(ツ)_/¯: do you have any tumblr friends? if so, who are they?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): relationship status?

ಠ_ಠ: what is your biggest pet peeve?

(ಥ_ಥ): finish this: i hate it when...

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ: what is your favorite animal?

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ ☜(゚ヮ゚☜): who is someone you can tell everything to?

(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ: are you a hugger?

(╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ: besides tumblr, do you have any other social media?

﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿?: how old are you?

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻: what are your thoughts on school?

| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ): favorite tv show?

(ง'̀-'́)ง: are you okay?

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧: sexual orientation?

┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴: are you a people person or a loner?

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ): do you have any siblings?

ಠ╭╮ಠ: have you ever self harmed?

(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ: have you ever been in love?

(☞゚∀゚)☞: would you rather be hugged by a bunny or kissed by a doe?

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻: how do you let your anger out?

ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ: are you active?

ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪: what are your favorite band(s)/artist(s)?

(╯°□°)╯︵(\ .o.)\: who is your least favorite person?

♥‿♥: tell us about your crush!

◔̯◔: what time is it?

◕‿◕: what is your guilty pleasure?

◔ ⌣ ◔: are you a virgin?

04
15

Win the Battle. Join the Fight.

Pat: “Yo, ‘Win the Battle’, son.”

Matt: *laughs* “Whoooa, oohhh man. That-that invigorates me.”

Pat: “Not ‘Win the War’.”

Matt: “It’s ‘Win just the Battle.’”

Pat: “Good enough.”

Matt: “It’s a step.”

source at 4:10

Matt and Pat: “‘Join the Fight.’”

Matt: “‘Win the Battle.’”

Pat: “So, first - join the fight -“

Matt: “Fuck the war.”

Pat: “Yeah, the war is not important.”

source at 5:50